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    I would like to remind each and everyone of you why being suspended or restricted by Paypal is not a bad thing. These guys are worst than gangster and street thugs. They are like a bunch of five year olds who make up the rules as they go along.

    They will give you the run around all day every day and never explain why.

The cool part on their end is that they do not have to explain anything to you because they are not a real bank. They are a pretend bank.

    Think about that. You have put your financial security in the hands of a pretend bank. A pretend back who can freeze your account and hold on to your cash for up to 180 days. Doesn’t 180 days sound less harsh than half a year. That is 3 and a half dog years.

    Here is a little video to show how paypal can and will treat you.  After the video we will talk.



    Wasn’t that fun? I don’t know about you guys, but I want to deal with these guys. I want to depend upon people who behave like this for my income. For paying my mortgage on time.



    Again I am recommending that you get a credit card processing service. They can do for you what paypal does and the cool thing is that they actually understand that they work for you. All paypal does is process debit and credit card charges mostly. The difference between them and banks and processing companies is that they will hold onto your money after the fact and give you your money when they feel like it, if they feel like it. Isn’t that what a pimp does. If they are acting like a pimp what does that make those who can not wait to be used and abused by them again?

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                    More on Paypal

    Sorry that it took a while to get back to this blog, but it was hard to find advertisers willing to support a blog that trashes the number one pay service on line. At least they are for the moment, but if Apple gets its way that may change sooner than we thought.

    You are suspended by Paypal or enduring what they call a restriction, if you were not why would you be here. The advice I am going to repeat every single post is to forget about Paypal and move on to bigger and better things. All they really do is act as a middle man between buyer and seller. The buyer is most likely using a credit or debit card to pay for their orders so all you really need is a service that can replace them as the middle man. Someone who will process credit or debit purchases. If you are willing to go down this route here is a suggested service that does just that for me and they do it for less than paypal took out of every sell.

    If you are still not willing to jump ship and wish to return to Paypal I promised a tutorial on how to get back on the site. Here it is. Basically you are going to get a new account. With a new name and an account that you can use to verify it.




    Okay just remember that paypal is not the only show in town. Together we can find you a solution to your problem. My next post will be about Paypal and there arbitrary hold policy.

Other payment Options 1.

                Why not Use Google Checkout

    You have been suspended by paypal and you wish to return.
    Fine. I understand this and the next post will be about opening a new account, but before you do. Get a few back up options.
    Your own credit card processing service would be one. Check out the service listed in the side bar. Secondly get Google checkout. If you have an gmail account you are half way there.
    This short video will walk you through Google checkout.

    Okay good you are back. Let’s talk about Paypal so more. If you are restricted, a restriction can be lifted. A paypal suspension will hold 99 percent of the time, but a paypal restriction can be lifted. If you want to get a restriction lifted you will have to call them. Sit through the endless automated system until you get to a real person. Once you find this real person ignore every single thing that they say. They might as well be a machine. They are not there to help you they are there to make you go away. They probably get a bonus for making you go away quicker.
    Once this customer service rep is finish telling you to go away and die you must at this moment ask to speak to a supervisor. Get the supervisors name and extension number. They really have to give you this and once you have this information you are now free to explain your problem and at this moment you are at a 50/50 chance of getting un restricted. That is the best way of handling a restriction.
    Okay before the next video about paypal and Google checkout I invite you guys to leave comments and if any of you have a problem with paypal leave a really long comment. Lastly if any of you guys want to write a post about Paypal drop me a message and I will be happy to post it.

Paypal is no Pal

                PayPal is No Pal

    Why should you get rid of Paypal.

    The are owned by Ebay.

    The can suspend you.

    They can restrict you.

    They can hold your money without reason or appeal for 180 days.

    They can destroy your business.

    You don’t think so? Ask around. Google it. Investigate it. These guys are more ruthless than the mafia. The Mafia will feel sorry if your wife and kids are starving and have to sleep in a old car. These guys do not care. A paypal suspension or a paypal restriction can come down without warning.

    If you are reading this you have already experienced some if not all the damage that they can do.

    With Paypal you will have 2 choices. Get a new account and or replace them.

    We are going to do both.

    Getting a new account is not as complicated as you would think and I am going to walk you through it later.

    Replacing them will be your best option in the long run. Sure Paypal is king online, but that is largely because of Ebay. Amazon does not use them and they are doing just fine.

    Most people have credit or debit cards and all paypal really does is act as a middle man between the credit card companies and the banks and you. Google can do this for you with there google checkout, so can Amazon and many other services. We are going to look at the pros and cons of each.  We will also look at services that allow you to process credit and debit charges.

    There are billions of dollars to be made on the internet and Paypal is just one of many players in the game. Let’s get started.

If you are limited try this video solution.